Have you noticed I’m not exactly here today? Yeah, me too. I’m playing cabbie/nurse/mother today, doing the multiple-doctors’-appointments mambo. Trust me, I would rather be here.

While I dole out yet another copay (or four), let’s just pretend Monday is over. I am not enjoying it, so I’m going to pretend it’s Wednesday, instead. You know—week half over, and a big sale at Kohls! The week still has a ways to go, but it’s true that Kohls has a big sale on. Is it just for me? No matter, I’ll take it!

Everyone gets free shipping on $75+, automatically. And everyone can use coupon code SUNSHINE20 for an extra 20% off, too. Sadly, there doesn’t seem to be a free shipping on any order code available, but I don’t have too much difficulty spending $75+, anyway. Ahem.

Once again, I find myself trying to figure out how to buy the Aeropostale clothing my teen wants without having to take out a second mortgage on the house. Thank goodness for their frequent sales—for the next few days, join their Spring Fling and use coupon code SPR2012 for 25% off your entire order! Some exclusions apply, and it doesn’t work on Clearance items (boo), but it does work on non-clearance sale items, so there’s definitely some bargains to be had.

Your label-conscious kiddos not quite up to teen sizes yet? Don’t worry, you can use coupon code SPRPS2012 to save 25% at PS from Aeropostale, too. (I actually like a lot of their kids’ clothes better than their “adult” stuff. Less hoochie.)

I’ve been waiting for a new Lands’ End coupon, and thankfully I didn’t have to wait for long. Right now you can use coupon code PICK30 with PIN 3022 to get 30% off and free shipping on anything that isn’t clearance!

Remember, Lands’ End no longer has an “Overstocks” section, they just have a “Sale” section. They also don’t always clearly demarcate their clearance items anymore, but anything that ends in .97 is a clearance item. The deal with this coupon is that it will take 30% off of anything, but only give you free shipping if there is at least one non-clearance item in your cart. (So it’s not that you can’t get free shipping on clearance, just that you have to buy at least one thing that isn’t clearance.)

Not that that’s usually a problem for me. Ahem.

As if the prices at Old Navy aren’t already stock-up-worthy, they just keep churning out the coupons to make it a deal you just can’t refuse.

Shop them today and use coupon code ONSAVE20 for 20% off just about everything, or if you have a a store card (and that includes a card to Gap or Banana Republic, you know, because they are the Borg Collective of clothing stores) you can use coupon code ONSTUFF30 for an extra 30% off, instead.

Some exclusions apply, but there’s ton of stuff you can get for even less. And how can you not love a store where you can go shopping “for the kids” and end up with a few cute things for yourself?

Haven’t you ordered what you need for the summer from Children’s Place, yet? No worries if you haven’t—they’re offering free shipping on every order, today. So whether you procrastinated or your rotten children had the audacity to grow another couple of inches overnight, you’re covered.

Make it even better—use coupon code W2H2012 for an additional 15% off your order, too.

Summer basics start at just $6 each, and I am not even joking when I tell you that when mah baybee outgrows their stuff I am going to cry. He is currently living in their “matchables” shorts ($7 each before coupon!), and is just one growth spurt away from no longer wearing kids’ sizes. Sniffle.